I disagree with the Finkenbeiner Test which, essentially, says that reporting should not mention the gender, relationship status, or parenthood of scientists. I posted this on jml.is instead of here because it’s longer.
A surprisingly huge number of apps depend on Google Reader. There is Press, the RSS reader I would be using if swiping between posts was easier, GReader, about two dozen other Android apps, and – of course – Nick Bradbury’s FeedDemon which I still consider one of the greatest pieces of code ever. I met Nick in 2004 at SXSW (nine years, how time flies) when we shared a cab to Bruce Sterling’s house for one of those parties. I’d used some of his apps before but Nick himself was who sold me on FeedDemon.
Well, now it’s going away because it depends (in part) on Google Reader. Sad day.
Wrong!
RSS will likely remain for a long time as a back-end technology for Web publishing. But if Google couldn’t popularize it or turn it into a business, it’s probably time to call an end to RSS as a consumer phenomenon.
SFGate is wrong. Terribly, terribly, wrong. If it isn’t then Odin help us. Should the success of light reading and listening be the end to technical journals and classical music? Should the popularity of fast food spell the demise and shuttering of real eateries and home cooking? Should, gasp, the availability of cars mandate the removal of bike lanes and pedestrian zones?
Hell no. Yes, Facebook, Twitter, and others have taken RSS’ bacon. Not just its bacon, they are in the process of and often already have killed the very soil on which RSS grows, the blogs. But just because everyone and their mother are on Facebook and Twitter these days does not make RSS useless.
Because RSS is timeless. I can move through last week’s posts on 200+ of my favorite blogs in a jiffy. On Twitter and Facebook those links have long since made way for more cat, baby, and “I fucking love science” reposts.
RSS is the index, the table of contents, of the web. Unlike Facebook, G+, and Twitter it doesn’t presume, it does not force, and it does not impose. Anyone can write their own RSS/Atom reader and, unlike Facebook or Twitter clients, no jealous company will do whatever is in their power to stop all but their own code from working. RSS is distributed, held and served by the content creator, not a middleman whose primary goal is to monetize other people’s content. Unless the reader application or the content creator do so no one will monetize or ad-cripple those feeds. I can unsubscribe from one scrupulous ad monger or use a different feed reader, I can’t head over to Facebook 2 to avoid Facebook 1′s intrusions into my privacy.
RSS is one of the beacons of owned content. For Google to declare it dead means for Google to have abandoned the idea of a free and open web in favor of centralized, controlled, and disowned content farms. Bad Google.
LinkedIn Food Service Professionals Group
After every food and food service related group on LinkedIn got totally wasted by marketers, sellers, beggars, and people shilling wares I figured it’s time for a LinkedIn group that’s curated, cleaned of dumb content, and serves as a haven for actual food service employees, front and back of the house, to talk, discuss, compare, and learn.
How not to sell your business…

Simran is “Director of Community Outreach”. Apparently those who sign up at Kitchensurfing are now “her” chefs. Who make “more than [I am]“. It makes sense that Kitchensurfing is looking for professional chefs, after all less than twenty of the claimed 1,000 “chefs” on the site are. But I am not sure if insulting someone who worked for a few decades in a job they love by telling them they’re making less money than a stay at home mom calling herself “chef” does, is a good idea.
Kitchensurfing turned me off the second I had signed up and seen some of the people’s writings. The last thing most chefs want to do is deal with the kind of “foodie” that spends $$ to have a real life CHEF, can you IMAGINE, darling, and he was RIGHT in MY kitchen, I will be the envy of ALL my friends in the book circle cook for them.
Worse, I am a chef. I am a fucking professional with experience. I have seen more of the nasty side of food than most of my diners ever will of the nice side of it. And nice outnumbers nasty ten to one. I know my shit. I don’t need to have a manicured, perfumed, and mascara’d living embodiment of bad food crushes rush around me to tell me how she know knows everything about food because she watched “Chef Fieri” do a similar dish on TV once. Not really.
Kitchensurfing is a pimp for food porn addicts, renting out trained monkeys with a “chef” title to johns that aren’t much better than the ones you see drool around Frankfurt’s Red Light District hoping that they’d “do it great” to a bored hooker and get a rebate for the pleasure they gave her.
Hauptwache
The baroque building which gave the square its name was built in 1730. It was the headquarters of the city’s Stadtwehr militia when Frankfurt was an independent city state and also contained a prison. In the 18th century Frankfurt still had city walls and its own army. In 1833 during the Frankfurter Wachensturm, the Hauptwache was stormed in failed effort by a small revolutionary force. When Prussia annexed the city in 1866 and took over military activities, the Hauptwache lost this role.
The prison remained and the Hauptwache also became a police station. In 1904, the building was used as a café and remains one to this day. Heavily burned in World War II bombing, it was reopened in a provisional form with an altered roof in 1954. In 1967, with the building of the U-Bahn tunnel through the city, it was dismantled so it could be moved and rebuilt over the new underground U-Bahn station. The plaza has undergone another major renovation when the S-Bahn station for suburban trains was opened in 1978. [Wikipedia]
Yay, GoogleBlunder :)
So Google is rolling YAYR (Yet Another YouTube Redesign), this time featuring a nice unified look across devices. It’s the (new) Google way. Also, apparently, cut and pasting design documents together. Check this out:

The initial “look, we’re unified” announcement showed a Samsung Chromebook running Mac OS X. Someone out there didn’t get the memo about Apple not being Google or something. It was fixed quickly, though, but here it is as a humorous reminder to check your designs before pushing them live…
“Even if you are on the right track you will still get run over if you just sit there.”
But I disagree that no one really knows anyone else in the social strip mall. People know the handful of others that they can keep track of, they just have the architecture of the place commodifying their relationships as they happen.
That’s more the cell phone age of knowledge. Sure, I can call you, but if my life depended on it I wouldn’t even be able to tell someone your area code. That’s how this works today, we’re all information bits on the quick dial of gigantic data collector sites instead of people with addresses. The domain, one’s own domain (in the old and new sense of the word) doesn’t exist anymore.
Coming home: it’s cold in here, innit?

One of the unintended side effects of joining Quora and spending an inane amount answering there instead of writing here is shown in my server logs. Things aren’t as they used to be ’round these parts, nowadays. It’s cold and a little lonelier in my ${HOME}, what with a semi-abandoned blog and all. Sure, there are still around 400 or so visits to old content any given day, maybe 200 or so to new stuff, but that’s a far cry from the olden days when posting anything pretty much meant to get a few dozen comments and a few thousand views.
I don’t begrudge people this. I’ve left subscriptions to many blogs in the light of Facebook, Google+, Quora, and other hosted data storages becoming the de-facto place to write on. It’s easier to just hop onto Google+ and start scrolling, seeing the pictures, reading the words. Or to pick up one’s Quora notification where one left off the day before, sure to have some bright minds’ opinions and facts on interesting things.
In a sense we are witnessing the urbanization of the Internet. Instead of small villages of active community interaction we find providers in strip malls whose product is actually much less social than its non-social precursors, the village trading post. I still have one in my town, a place to buy chicken feed and a gun, buy books and pick up prescriptions sent down from the big city. My trading post clerk still wears his vest and knows best which kind of nails I need to for my fence because he drives past it every day. Those blogs of old weren’t lonely and disjointed, they were homes, connected by roads everyone traveled freely to seek out each other. Today’s content farms are only in name social, consumption and self-serving proclamations have turned the global village into a global strip mall where no one really knows anyone else and the trading post clerk works as a greeter at Walmart.
No one likes to write for twenty eyeballs. Between Quora’s wide reach and the occasional re-print on sites such as Slate, Forbes, Huffington Post, or others, my reach expanded. 40,000 views on something I’d written wasn’t uncommon, dozens or sometimes even hundreds of replies and comments were neither. Blogging, in contrast, is an almost lonely exercise in the days of Facebooked responses, a small town feel in an Apalachian village everyone has long since left to work in the big city.
I believe we can change this. Embrace the old RSS reader, pingbacks and trackbacks, visits at friends’ homes. We can teach each other to spend time reading Ben Goldacre’s blog and secondary blog[1] instead of mindlessly upvoting and sharing pithy pictures on I Fucking Love Science.
I believe we can finally make the web work for us instead of us working for faceless, emotionless, companies to whom our content is the product, our work the asset, and our future not as important as their present. We can (pardon my French) cloud things in our own clouds, like back in the day when “cloud” was called “server”, and post things without fear that tomorrow Big Corp One buys Little Corp Two and decides to “pivot” (more cursing, sorry) whatever product we provided into the bottomless pits of data purgatory.
To, as they say, buy locally. Write locally. Comment locally. Make blogs and self-hosted things a piece of valuable global village culture again. Maybe I am a dreamer, the techminstrel version of those old guys sitting outside their homes between abandoned stores on Route 66 who hope, against all hope, that one day people will understand the value of villages again, leave Route 40 nearby, and stop in for a drink, a laugh, a loaf of bread, and some gas.
Maybe I am just not seeing it, not understanding how voluntary relinquishing of services in the form of data, to someone who reserves the right to do with it as they please, is a good thing. Maybe I am getting old. But, by Odin, if I have to get old, I’d much rather get old at home.
[1] Ben’s Secondary Blog shows the issues with remote content. Posterous is going away, a host of great data will be lost to a lot of people – even if Ben moves it, the years of Google juice will be gone. For quite some time looking for bad pharmacy trial data stories will just lead into a void.
